You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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