I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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