it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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