Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.