oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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