some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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