Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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