I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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