the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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