I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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