grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
