I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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