Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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