I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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