my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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