I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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