It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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