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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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