i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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i've created a new STD.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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