He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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