Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
me + whiskey = a bad person
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
