reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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