Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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