Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just googled if crying burns calories
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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