dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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