just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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