I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
4 words: hood of his car
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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