dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
