Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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