the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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