It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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