I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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