found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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