kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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