This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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