Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I need to stop coming to work sober
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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