It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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