I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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