this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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