Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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