He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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