I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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