i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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