can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
is that a dick in a sweater?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
wow bdsm is so cute
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