yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
