Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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