I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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