I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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