Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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