I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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