I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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