Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
