just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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