Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's official drugs can't kill me
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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