just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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