sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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